This time I will share a big news to you guys. Actually, it's not kinda big for those who aren't Indonesians. Mm, I'll tell you later then. And might not be a big news to you guys, but for me, this is HUUUUUGE. Since I've been waiting toooo long for this moment, TEEHEE XD

So I was waiting for the movie Rise of the Planet of the Apes right after the time I watch Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2. You know, our handsome and sexy Tom is going to be on the movie!! I'm freakin' excited and a bit disappointed when I heard the rumor that it's not going to be shown in Indonesia. I was reeeeeeeeeeeeaally waiting for the movie because I've seen the gifs from the movie, and it's totally wicked! Tom was asdfghjkl, soooo totally looked like a bad boy! Here I'll give you some:

HOOOOOOOOOMG I was sooo happy like someone had given me one billion dollars! And the thing that I wrote that you guys which aren't Indonesians, yeah you're not gonna be excited since the movie had been in your cinemas on August, right? :D

And you wanna know something funny? I lost my voice this morning and I decided to not keep myself talking all day long until when I saw the schedule with Rise of the Planet of the Apes on it, and I spontaneously screamed. Then I lost my voice again -_- It went all like a recycle circle -_- But it's okay anyway. Just be happy wth this grrrreat news, guys!

Gosh gosh I really really had to watch that movie! It's gonna be great!

LOL. That's the truth, okay.

Garing banget yah. Kesannya kayak gue bakal nge-pop-up dari post yang sedang lo baca sambil ngebaca tulisan diatas. Sayangnya sih teknologi laptop gue ga secanggih itu...-_-

Lagi bakal horror kali ya kalo misalnya gue beneran muncul tiba-tiba di monitor. Berasa nonton film horror yang setan ceweknya mukanya rada mblesek. Aduh, merinding.

Eh, kok malah jadi ngomongin horror ya? -_-

Intinya, tujuan gue buat ngepost lagi dalam selang waktu sejam (maklum, anak lagi gila blogging) itu karena gue menangkap suatu pemikiran yang bikin gue ngerasa... You know lah, malem sabtu, ga nelpon pacar, berduaan sama laptop... galau. #eyaaaaa

Padahal gue itu orang yang jarang galau loh #dusta . Hahaha! Gue itu jarang banget yang namanya punya masalah hati sama orang lain, berasa grown up banget ga sih 8) tsaaaaah. Gue itu emang jarang galau karena orang lain, tapi biasanya gue galau karena diri gue sendiri. Lah, kok bisa?

Hmmm, jadi gini, sebenernya gue lagi males yang namanya ngomongin teori. Gue udah kebanyakan dicekokin teori di sekolah, jadi rasanya kalo harus ngomongin teori tuh bikin pengen muntahin lagi apa yang gue makan hari ini #emmmm

Singkatnya gini aja deh. Gue itu tipikal orang yang pesimis, bukan tentang masa depan gue, tapi tentang orang lain atau tentang kekurangan gue. Istilah akhlaknya tuh su'udzon, eyaaaaaah. Gue sadar gue semakin mirip dengan Mamah Dedeh. Maaaaaaaaaah, curhat doooooongg! /tabok

Nah, sekarang gue mau cerita nih apa yang lagi gue galauin. Mumpung gue masih punya blog buat dicurhatin #eyaaaaaaaaaa

Jadi tuh, gatau kenapa gue ngerasa kalo akhir-akhir ini gue ga lucu. Jayus gitu rasanya. Padahal kayaknya si Dea mbem temen sebangku gue itu udah turun berok kali gegara gue bikin ketawa mulu. Eh, apa hubungannya ya? Ya nggak usah dijelasin lah apa hubungannya. Intinya lo semua ngerti seberapa keren lucunya gue (yang ternyata ga lucu).

Dan banyak banget bukti yang meyakinkan gue, mulai dari tweet, kata-kata gue tadi pagi, apalagi pas gue ngebaca blog ini. Seakan tuh kayaknya gue nggak lucu se-enggak lucunya sampe-sampe mungkin lo semua baca blog ini dengan muka sedatar kertas A4. Dan semua ini sukses terjadi berkat gue ngebaca beberapa blog temen gue yang isinya cukup buat mengocok perut gue sampe menghilangkan lemak-lemaknya. #eeeehhh *dipikir slimming belt apa -_-* Dan ini membuat gue sedikit galau. Masalahnya, gue seneng banget liat orang ketawa apalagi liat orang yang gue sebelin diketawain ketawa gara-gara gue. Rasanya tuh enak aja liatnya, bikin gue ikutan ketawa. Kayak macem flu aja gitu, menular(?) #eh

Jadi gue minta tolong ke kalian aja deh. Kalo emang lo ngerasa gue dan blog post hasil karya ke-absurdan gue itu lucu, tertawalah dengan sepenuh hati. Kalo enggak, ya ketawa aja deh, maksa juga gapapa. Yang penting gue jadi ngerasa kalo gue itu lucu. Karena seseorang nggak akan berarti tanpa orang-orang yang di sekitarnya. Dalam kasus gue, gue ga akan berarti tanpa kalian, readers :') #terharu *sroooooooooott* *baru sekali ini gue rada waras*

Ahahahaaa. Pretend that it never happened :p

Ah! Anyway, I actually gave 'Absurdism Day' as the post is not just because of the absurd Math test, but also because of this story.

Today was my classmate's birthday, Ica (@firsachriana). We decided to make a surprise for her by bring her a cake in the middle of the class. But this is when the absurdism happened.

So we ordered the cake via delivery service, and the cake was delayed. Bloody hell -_-

My friends were panic already that we won't make a good surprise to her. So we decided some change of plan, that we will give her the cake when she happened to have an extraculicular meeting. And luckily, the cake arrived successfully on time, as the deliver promised to us!

Sumpah sumpah. Sebagai manusia yang doyang ngoceh, gue ga terima hiburan gue diambil. Lah terus ngomong pake apa gue woy? Bahasa isyarat? Seriously laaaah :))

Tapi untungnya itu cuma berlangsung pada saat gue bangun tidur. Pas gue udah mau berangkat sekolah, suara gue baik lagi. Balik sih balik, tapi jatohnya jadi bindeng. Istilah kerennya agak serek-serek basah gimanaaaa gitu *eyaaaa*. Berasa Afgan. #eh

Nyampe sekolah, seperti biasa gue selalu memulai hari sekolah dengan ritual ketemuan sama doski *eyaaaaaaaaaaaahh*. Pas dia denger suara gue, dia bilang, "Eh, suara kamu kok jadi serak-serak basah gitu sih? Sexy gitu."

"....."

Tapi gue sih sabodo teuing. Kalo dia yang ngomong mah ga bakal nyebar kemana-mana.

But, tetot! Gue salah. Doski cerita ke temen sekelas gue, yang alhasil bikin beberapa temen sekelas gue sering-sering bilang kalo suara gue sexy. Pret.

Tapi gapapa sih. Berarti kan mereka mengakui kalo gue sexy.